sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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