It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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