I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize