So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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