That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Its about making memories worth repressing
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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