if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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