Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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