is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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