I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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