how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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