i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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