the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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