oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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