just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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