Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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