Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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