he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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