Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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