so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
