Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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