Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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