To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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