The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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