I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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