all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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