its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize