hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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