real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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