maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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