how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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