How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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