that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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