Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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