We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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