I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
