Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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