i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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