Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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