I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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