she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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