so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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