His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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