how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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