What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I wish there were birth control emojis
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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