Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
