we're blogging at a bar
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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