the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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