he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We need a shit load of segways right now
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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