Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize
