But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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