Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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