k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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