you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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