youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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